I woke up too early the other day, can't remember what time it was but it was early enough! So I decided to find myself a pedo. Took a little preperation. Here was my (quicker than it looks) checklist:

1. Create 'legit' yahoo addy with a cutesy yet suitable name. Mine was: x_sarah_x14, similar to what many teenage girls use (if my sister and her friends are anything to go by) lol.
2. Post cute pic of a clearly prepubescent girl as 'myself'.
3. Find a teen chat site - that was easy enough.
4. Stand out from the spammers with fairly typical chatter, until I get a suitable IM from potential pedo.
5. Chat a bit, then move in for the 'u got yahoo?' kill. (if they haven't asked already).
6. Add on yahoo, wait till they come online, and hey presto! You're ready for some lulz.

While I may have laughed at times whilst doing this, there is a sick reality to the chatter that goes on - albeit staged on my half - to HIM, he "KNOWS" he's talking to a 14 year old and exactly what he's talking about with "her", while my reactions are fake, the overall conversation direction and style has likely happened infinite times before all over the world, with numerous results such as rape, kidnap, murder and even suicide. This circumstance may be considered 'entrapment', but I didn't IM him - he IM'd me, and was still ok with me being 14. So if you feel sorry for this fuck, then go cry about it.

So yeah here's just a pointless result of one such situation. A forewarning, it gets a bit...ugh well, I'm sure you can guess what kinda stuff this guy is gonna try and lay on my innocent 14 year old self *vomits*, but still it's a bit...fucked up. (Hey no one said this was gonna be a clean ride, lets face it.).

One more thing again; this guy already knows full well I'm "14" and he's "25(+ lol)" and after asking me "is that still ok?", I replied "i dnt mind ^^", so yeah, let's take a look at what ensued:

"filmvideoetc: hey hey <<<----(the pedo ofc lol)
filmvideoetc: its MIKE from DC
filmvideoetc: cute pic - that u?
x_sarah_x14: hi mike
x_sarah_x14: yeah
filmvideoetc: ure BEAUTIFUL
filmvideoetc: if u dont mind me sayin
x_sarah_x14: aww thank u!
x_sarah_x14: ur hansome lol
filmvideoetc: u like older guys?
x_sarah_x14: they look cuter than guys at my school lol
filmvideoetc: how far u been with guys for like hookin up
x_sarah_x14: i had a crush on 1 guy but he hated me but tht was ages ago lol
x_sarah_x14: never had bf
filmvideoetc: would love to feel ure lips
filmvideoetc: against mine
filmvideoetc: even if the age diff makes it wrong
x_sarah_x14: aww ur sweet ^^
filmvideoetc: would u kiss me back?
x_sarah_x14: mayb
filmvideoetc: what if i wanted to touch those nice firm boobs...
filmvideoetc: heehee
filmvideoetc: have any otha pix 2 share u could find?
filmvideoetc: i love what i see in ur pic here
x_sarah_x14: aw im on my dads compy
filmvideoetc: can u take n send pix with ur phone?
x_sarah_x14: but i look terrible now!! loll
filmvideoetc: i bet u dont
filmvideoetc: i bet u look so cute
filmvideoetc: cuz ure a hottie
filmvideoetc: if ure able to take n send with phone to email
filmvideoetc: could i request a pic
x_sarah_x14: thts better than what ppl at school think
filmvideoetc: theyre dumb
filmvideoetc: im not
filmvideoetc: im smarter n older
filmvideoetc: i know whats up
x_sarah_x14: but they hate me!
filmvideoetc: i dont
filmvideoetc: i think ure awesome
filmvideoetc: and sexy
x_sarah_x14: i think im fat tbh lol
filmvideoetc: i wanna see a pic of u in bra/panties
filmvideoetc: u wanna share one?
x_sarah_x14: i dunnoo cos i am a state atm
filmvideoetc: astate?
x_sarah_x14: not looking my best
filmvideoetc: oh i bet u are
filmvideoetc: but up to u
filmvideoetc: can i ask u a naughty question?
x_sarah_x14: ok ^^ lol
filmvideoetc: do u ever touch urself? like down there?
x_sarah_x14: cheeky! llol
filmvideoetc: is it smooth or u have hair on it
x_sarah_x14: smooth lol
filmvideoetc: wish i could touch it...
x_sarah_x14: do boys like tht?
filmvideoetc: yea
filmvideoetc: we LOVE a smooth pussy
filmvideoetc: looks / tastes / feels better
x_sarah_x14: taste??
filmvideoetc: guys will lick it
filmvideoetc: up n down n all around
filmvideoetc: to make u cum
x_sarah_x14: tht sounds weirrd lol make me cum?
filmvideoetc: make u have an orgasm
filmvideoetc: when u build n build n build n have best release ever
x_sarah_x14: lol
filmvideoetc: what u wearin
x_sarah_x14: some tshirt and shorts lol u?
filmvideoetc: whats under shorts?
filmvideoetc: in in t shirt n boxers
filmvideoetc: with my dick hanging out of boxers
x_sarah_x14: lol well i am wearing pyjamas
x_sarah_x14: lol
x_sarah_x14: ur cheeky! lol
filmvideoetc: u like?
x_sarah_x14: lol erm yeah
filmvideoetc: mm
filmvideoetc: wish i could slide this cock inside u...
x_sarah_x14: ive hear it rlly hurts tho
filmvideoetc: at first yes
filmvideoetc: then feels real good
filmvideoetc: ill show ya haha
filmvideoetc: i wish
x_sarah_x14: cos they dnt teach us info like tht at schhool lol
filmvideoetc: u should take a pic in the bathroom of u in ur panties
filmvideoetc: n email me
x_sarah_x14: lol i dunno
filmvideoetc: would make me SOOO haoppy
filmvideoetc: and i think u kinda wanna do it
filmvideoetc: dont u
x_sarah_x14: im not sure but would u laugh?
filmvideoetc: no i wouldnt
filmvideoetc: promis
filmvideoetc: trust me?
filmvideoetc: ure SOOOOOO SEXY
x_sarah_x14: aww thanks ^^ but i dunno just im not confident with my... chest lol
filmvideoetc: ys that
x_sarah_x14: cos im young
filmvideoetc: i like small tits
filmvideoetc: they feel better
filmvideoetc: they dont get in the way
filmvideoetc: dont leisten to the kdis at school
filmvideoetc: listen to a real man
x_sarah_x14: aw ur sweet llol
filmvideoetc: so wanna share
filmvideoetc: a pic of u
filmvideoetc: in bra panties
x_sarah_x14: i dunoo lol
filmvideoetc: if i send u a pic of me in undies - ull promise to do same?
x_sarah_x14: mayb
**ARGH-He sent a pic of jet black hairy legs with tighty whitey undies and a sock clearly stuffed down the front forming an extremely oversized bulge. LOL-please kill me.***
filmvideoetc: let me know if u like what u see
x_sarah_x14: wow u have a big thing hah
filmvideoetc: yup
filmvideoetc: and i want u to kiss it
x_sarah_x14: isnt tht weird?
filmvideoetc: no
filmvideoetc: it feels SOO good
filmvideoetc: in ur mouth
filmvideoetc: soooooo gooood
x_sarah_x14: rlly?
filmvideoetc: yea
filmvideoetc: wanna take n send a bra/panty pic now babe?
x_sarah_x14: oh ok then lol do u have cell numb to sent to ^^
filmvideoetc: send to my email
filmvideoetc: wdcDOTmike@gmailDOTcom <<<--plz to be trolling hahah
x_sarah_x14: kk
filmvideoetc: and if u wanna pull down panties n show me whats under them / thats cool 2 heehee
x_sarah_x14: NOTE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations to US Law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a Minor. IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think that this chat session was logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. Agent currently monitoring this chat and quote reference number #2637489129. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered into our criminal database and legal action. Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while memory ref. code "4729384" is entered into the database.
x_sarah_x14: You have failed to appeal within the 2 minute period. Your IP has now been logged and an Investigator will be in contact with you in due course.
filmvideoetc: fuck no this is a mistake im serious
filmvideoetc: please this is just misundastanding i wasnt doing anything i would never
filmvideoetc has signed out."

I decided to bail out with the FBI punchline then rather than making more excuses (i was bored basically lol), and ok, so I stole the first part of that FBI thing from ED...but still! I bet that shat him up good, and hopefully he'll think twice before trying to digitally mind rape a kid again. XD And before you ask, this is like the first time I've done this since like a year ago lol.

Also, apologies for this ridiculously long post! If you got this far, thanks for reading this pointless post. :3